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#10 – Elastic-waistband maternity pants allow you to eat pumpkin pie in comfort. The ENTIRE pumpkin pie, that is.
#9 – The opportunity to show up to Thanksgiving dinner like this:
#8 – Or perhaps show support for your favorite football team in a creative fashion:
#7 – You have the perfect excuse to not host Thanksgiving dinner: “Sorry, can’t bend over to open the oven! Darn.”
#6 – Finally — you won’t be the only one gorging on food!
#5 – It’s the perfect holiday joke to break out cheesy jokes such as, “This Thanksgiving, I’m carrying my OWN butterball!” (Ha, haaaa!)
#4 – When you feel the urge to take a nap, you can blame it on the tryptophan.
#3 – Your belly makes the perfect tray for carrying extra desserts. And buttered rolls. And bowls of mashed potatoes. And…
#2 – As the Pregnant Lady, you get first dibs on the bathroom.
#1 – You can give thanks that soon you’ll be able to dress your baby in amazing Thanksgiving get-ups:
Yup! That’s what it’s all about: crocheted baby turkey hats!
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