In a very touching tribute to TODDLERS & TIARAS, Amy Schumer stars as Amy Merryweather Sherman, an oversized girl who competes in the Little Miss Hot as Balls Pageant while struggling with an, um, unusual illness. (BONUS: Jennifer Coolidge as Amy Merryweather Sherman’s mom. A pairing made in comedy heaven.)
Key quote: “We really don’t know how much longer she has, but we really don’t care.”