Horribly Photoshopped Family Portraits Lead to Hilarious Results

There’s the kind of Photoshop that sharpens and enhances. Then there’s this:

Yes, this is a real picture from a real family photo session from a “professional” photographer who claimed she never learned how to airbrush. You don’t say.

Somewhere, the dogs are breathing a sigh of relief that they were spared the retouching treatment that rendered the rest of the family unrecognizable.

Thankfully, the Zaring family had a good sense of humor about the bizarrely edited photos, sharing them on Facebook for the world to enjoy.

No word on whether they got their money back, but the laughter these photos provide…? Priceless.

On the bright side, the cartoon effect highlights how good mom’s hair looks.

Grandma’s skin looks flawless!

My, what big teeth you have.

Now Dad has the answer to the pressing question: How would he look as Peyton Manning drawn on a thumb?

I think we already know who’s going to win 2018 Christmas cards!